phonetrace.org

A phony website that claims to trace any mobile phone using technology. However, all it does is show you an elaborate animation, followed by a RickRoll. In the past, it had shown Meatspin (the site with the spinning penis and anal sex), but had since been replaced with a RickRoll.

In 2008.....
Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna find your enemy's cell phone? Go to phonetrace.org.
*Person 2 goes falls for it*
Person 2: OMGGGG MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!

In 2013.....
Person 2: Hey Person 3, wanna find the cell phone that your dog buried in someone's yard? Go to phonetrace.org
*Person 3 falls for it, but instead of gay porn, he finds a Rickroll*
Person 3: -_-

by udusers1 September 11, 2013

phonette

A cellular or wireless telephone.

Okay, I just bought this phonette. So what's this little baby do besides dial calls?

by pentozali June 19, 2007

Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.

"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"

by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009

phonetard

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 1, 2009

Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

phonestand1

The animation a real nigga hits when he's fucked up

"Ayo, what time is it?" .phonestand1

by ricothetiger January 20, 2025