Definitions by TheLastChanceTexaco

googlyize 

v. To affix googly eyes to an object, usually where they are unexpected or do not belong.

Dude, let's go out tonight and googlyize the parking meters downtown.

googlyize by TheLastChanceTexaco October 20, 2009

phonetard 

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

phonetard by TheLastChanceTexaco October 1, 2009