phonetard

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 01, 2009

googlyize

v. To affix googly eyes to an object, usually where they are unexpected or do not belong.

Dude, let's go out tonight and googlyize the parking meters downtown.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 20, 2009