phoneability

Ability and willingness to be telephoned by a friend, for instance, if they are experiencing a crisis.

Ursula assured Gerald of her phoneability should he need to talk to someone about losing his job.

by Athenais May 28, 2006

The phoneless guy

The guy who doesn't have a phone, aka phoneless. Everyday got bullied because he is phoneless. Everyone says "at least I got a phone" to roast him. He is also the wife of hauvin, he has crush on Edmund

The phoneless guy who always phoneless till the age of 18

by Totally not Shaun February 1, 2023

phoneless

Without a phone

phoneless until I get a new charger

by esrii November 4, 2013

pokeable

Simply that which is considered worthy of being poked.

Sure, that Hilton is dumb as a post, but she's still pokeable.

by Demarates August 21, 2006

phoneasses

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.

This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.

by Depingabryan April 25, 2016

pineables

how many times will you misspell pineapples before you understand how big of an idiot you are.

guy: have you ever tried pineables

other guy: what is pineables?

guy: you know the yellow fruit, pineables

other guy: do you mean, pineapples
guy: ...
other guy: ...
other guy: yea you're an idiot

by aeki February 5, 2021

Cell phoneless

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.

Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.

by NightLion March 11, 2009