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Phoenix, NY

No, not Phoenix Arizona.

A small town in New York State that is full of potheads.

School consists of the kids in Honors courses getting all the inside information on what's going on along with anything ever need, while the rest of the kids don't matter. Don't you think I'm making this up either, I'm in these classes with a bunch of people who don't know anything outside of the books. You either have to be a genius or a jock to get noticed here. If you don't wear Nike socks and be loud and obnoxious, you're irrelevant. Unless you're a druggie, then those kids find you badass. Also, our only good sports are Wrestling, Cheerleading and SOMETIMES Track. Other then that, we suck dick.

Also a majority of the kids here think they're country. On Social Media their bios consist of things such as "fishin'" "huntin'" and "livin' country style," but really they're just wannabe hillbillies.

Most schools around us hate us, for various reasons. This is completely understandable, seeing as students here have no social graces whatsoever. A lot of these students are also seen as the perfect children to teachers, but outside of class they're dicks to everyone.

Oh? You're getting bullied? We don't believe you because the person who is bullying you is at the top of the class, and we can't ruin their reputation.

Basically, the town is just a bunch of white ass bitches who all act exactly the same.
Oh, you're from Phoenix, NY?

Are you a slut, pothead, jock or smartass?
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petting a phoenix

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.
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the ultimate phoenix

Something that a person in pain pulls together within themselves by acknowledging their truest place in the cycle of life.
She pulled off the ultimate phoenix; I watched her move through chaos, fear and addiction until she burst into the flames of her own transformation.
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Phoenix

Is beautiful / handsome but yet a shy person who can be trusted with anything, they'll never let you down and they'll always be there for you. Phoenix is the type of person everyone wants to be friends with. Phoenix is the coolest person you'll ever meet and they know how to make anyone smile. Phoenix has such an amazing personality.
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University of Phoenix

That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt.

Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there.
Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.
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Phoenix

The capital of the state of Arizona and 4th largest city in the United States of America.
Phoenix is the 4th largest city in the U.S. This is a correction to previous reports of it being 5th and 6th by other authors.
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Phoenix

A correction to previous erroneous definitions regarding this city in the desert. The largest city and capital of Arizona which is the 4th largest city in the United States of America, not the 5th as suggested in previous descriptions.
Chauncey Schmidt only likes to visit the Valley of the Sun's primate city of Phoenix in the dead of winter when the lake effect makes Buffalo a white out.
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