phlurry

The combination of the two most strongest elements in the universe. phear, and larry.

"oh shit, phlurry is coming."

by phlurry February 7, 2008

Aitch Phour

The nickname for infamous internet hacker h4voCK. Pronounced "H4," because the first two symbols of h4voCK are H and 4, respectively.

Person 1~ "Man, did you see what Aitch Phour did to that CNN website the other day?"
Person 2~ "Shit, you mean h4voCK? I love that hacker."
Person~ "Yeah, first two letters of h4voCK are h4. Pronounced Aitch-Phour. Get with the program."

by Anon13pointthirtyseven June 21, 2009

Phlob

The blob version of HilariouslyScary's Philip. They are incredibly powerful but only use that power for good.

"Phlob is love."
"Phlob is life."

by TotalChance November 9, 2021

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008

Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

by plinny May 2, 2011

to get peloused

To be interested with a girl only to realize afterwards that she is a lesbian.

-"his crush was a lesbien afterall"
-"Oh no ! he just got peloused!!"
( to get peloused)

by lawn27 June 15, 2021