Phlegm Wad

A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.

She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie

by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012

Phlegmbryo

Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/

noun

the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.

That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒

by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023

Phlegm

A water based gel that, when caught in your throat, causes your voice to resemble Christian Bale's in his portrayal of Batman.

Joe: Hey, Gerald, you sound like you have a cold, try coughing up some of the phlegm.

Gerald: WHERE'S DENT?

by PhillipJamesHampton March 7, 2012

palermoing

When a guy is trying to receive nudes but gets rejected

Austine : Can I get them nudes ?
Cristina : NO
Example of "palermoing"

by AustineP January 30, 2014

Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

Palermoed

The act of ensuring guests’ drinks are always full and they leave intoxicated

Sorry I can’t hang out, I got palermoed last night

by Viaphi December 27, 2020