philpert

A silly rantan who can't climb trees yet. Philperts are often only three (years old). A philpert often hails from the village 'Tipping Philpert', in the Cotswalds.

I is being a silly Philpert

by Divit Ran Tan February 16, 2008

philterphile

one whose obsessive totalitarian tendencies leads them to advocate mandatory filtering of everyone else's Internet feed.

You, sir, are a philterphile!

by CalmerDiscourse January 13, 2008

philbert and his cavity man

This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.

philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.

by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016

philbert

the perfect nickname for your friend phoebe

damn bro philbert looking quite snazzy

by eugene :)) November 22, 2021

Philderize

A complicated and goofy girl with anger issues. Also usually short and fiercely loyal to friends and family.

Wow she's soo loyal, she must be a Philderize

by Robin_Sparkles November 23, 2021

Party philler

Second tier of friends whom you may not hangout with on a regular basis but are next to know, after your immediate friend group, of the local banger.

Micheal: Hey wanna hangout this weekend i have banana-grams

Doug: sorry dude I just wanna be a party philler
Micheal: All my friends are party phillers...

by pkthunder1997.5 April 14, 2015