phagtable

aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'

John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?

by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010

Phajot

It's like faggot, only the word sounds gayer than the person it's describing.

There's so many phajots over here.
Damn dude, Jacob is such a phajot.

by SimplyRidiculous September 12, 2016

phaggotry

the display of faggot-like actions; acting gay, or in a gay manner.

He is setting a fine example of phaggotry.

by Mike Gamman December 10, 2008

Phagocytosis

The process of gays splitting in half to create a new gay

Deffery: I heard Tom was a product of phagocytosis.

Yogurt: damn I think u right, he gives those vibes

by PeeTater November 11, 2021

pagot

noun., The way Filipino people say fagot.

"I can't believe that Jim is a pagot."

by logikol May 15, 2008

Phagocytical

The act of acting like a fag. When someone is annoying or mean they are a phofocyte. it is less than a fag.

"Wow, quit acting so phagocytical"

by cnnrmcneely December 6, 2009

phagocytosis

The process in which a cell nourishes itself through diffusion of nutrients through its cell membrane.

Phagocytosis is not as exciting as sex

by KKK619 March 21, 2008