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Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.
"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"
Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Freddy Peterson 

In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.
I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.
Freddy Peterson by Its69Bro April 21, 2020

Tash Peterson 

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.
Tash Peterson by Craig.paul September 6, 2021

Brian Peterson 

Football Player at the University Of Central Florida who was the first player in NCAAF History to play with a congenital hand defect during the 2012 season.
Brian Peterson man, that brother is a beast.

I knew Brian Peterson before he even played ball
Brian Peterson by Wizzlefizzle January 23, 2013