Pessidog fangirl

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.

During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.

by Kurt Steinberg December 28, 2007

Pesuna

stank ass feet

Man, put dem pesunas away, got the whole house smellin like fritos

by PacoYan June 30, 2009

pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

pessoptimism

A philosophy that encourages forward-thinking optimism with an educated acceptance of a basic level of pessimism. Optimism's fault is it's naivete, pessimism's it's blind jadedness. We live on Earth and are human. There is, was and will be good and bad. Shit happens, dreams come true.

Hey kiddo, have a little pessoptimism. Keep your eye on the mountain, pretend the obstacles aren't there, but don't get too bent out of shape when there's a thousand miles, an abyss, a cougar and crossfire before you get there. And that's alright. The goal isn't really worthy without that stuff in the way.

by Jeffrey John September 19, 2007

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010