Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.

"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."

by alexturgid May 20, 2012

persistent visitation

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...

1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.

by RaininOnUrParade December 29, 2017

Persis

1. Ultimate, The best of everything
2. Where your search ends

Mmmm that perfume, its the Persis of all perfumes!

by Sexyplexi June 6, 2011

Persistence Fuck

The Persistence Fuck is a hunting technique in which men use a combination of running, walking, flirting, sexting, hand wandering, and tracking to pursue 'unavailable' women to the point of exhaustion and submission. The Persistence Fuck is thought to have been one of the earliest forms of sexual advances, having evolved 2 million years ago.

Despite having a boyfriend, Susie eventually fell victim to a persistence fuck by Matt, whom constantly texted her about her puss.

by Gdrw September 21, 2014

The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.

"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"

by SPage September 6, 2013

Perius

The end of a statement that is not debateable, or emphasis on the firmness of your statement.

Jill's mom hates me so im not going to her house, Perius.

by Caston October 7, 2004

persistently

continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.

"rain will persistently affect many areas"

by Benter October 8, 2013