Perusing

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

phonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone

Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".

Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?

by Tiffwit June 16, 2010

pensing

Denying or rebuking with a condescending, dismissive smile. Sometimes accompanied by a slight of the head.

Finally emerging to address a crowd of mothers demanding to know if their water supplies had been poisoned, the mayor's pensing demeanor only increased frustration for the citizens.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016

perning

Illegal selling of masturbation toys.

Im going to make a police report of someone perning there without a permit.

by fleffz March 18, 2017

preneting

Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.

Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.

Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?

by Lol@Laura May 2, 2018

Penisingly

The look a man gives when posing in a sexually implicate manner.

He laid across the pool table with his shirt off and stared at me penisingly.

by FuckArnie&Willtoo September 3, 2020

Pertising

To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax

Sam was out pertising for so long last night that his wife had a go at him

by The train fingerer July 8, 2022