Bruno Penandes

Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.

Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “

by JJT0504 March 8, 2021

Pernandez

A professional football player from Portugal who is famous for scoring penalties and goals against lower league teams.

I needed 2 goal for this game in my betslipe luckily Bruno Pernandez scored with his frog jump

by Mntimande February 26, 2021

penangle

the changing angle at which your penis sticks out from your body

ive got a stiffy at a penangle of 45 degrees

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

bruno penandes

a direct roast on footballer Bruno Fernandes who is known for being extremely skilled when it comes down to penalty kicks, where rival fans cry because of the stats he put up.

Bruno Fernandes scored 8 penalties last season, Bruno Penandes am I right?

by jogba September 6, 2021

phernandle

(v). 1. a friendly fucking handle, usually referring to handling a titty or something of similar nature.

2. playing with, fondling, caressing, jiggling, or things of similar nature to ones sexual partner

i want you to phernandle my boobs tonight.

by beachbum3sum November 16, 2020

Prandle

To playfully banter in a competitive way. Typically found in couples.

(1) Johnny and his girlfriend Lisa prandle about who is better at making the bed.
(2) Kurt calls Nikki to find out how to use the camera on his new cell phone and Nikki called him a crotchety old man. He refuted by calling her a cotton-headed ninny muggins. They prandled in this way for 20 minutes.

by YWP November 24, 2010

pernade

when the dumbass friend tries to say "parade"

Friend 1: hew man whatcha playing?
Friend 2: oh yeah phantom pernade

by WrenchDiddler December 15, 2024