perino'd

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.

Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.

by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

Perin

Fun-loving, energetic, always willing to be the one who stands out in a crowd. She loves her sexy friends, and loves to have a good time. Queen of dares, borderline alcoholic, and has high tolerance for spicy things. BROWNIE! fits the cheerleader stereo-type. Love's boys that row. Will do anything for her girls, likes to keep friends for life. Love her family and has a bright future. She is sexy and very smart.

jordan - wow look at her bruhhh
emma - yea she is a perin brooo hah

by 3lyssseee December 9, 2009

Persian pedicure

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

by Lintowl April 2, 2020

Perin

a cool chick with some attitude but somehow is sweet. plays hard to get. really hot. a good listener and friend. knows when to act like she doesn't care. can seem mysterious to people who don't really know her. kinda stubborn and doesn't let other peoples judgements/opinions get in the way of what she's like. doesn't let people push her around. she really sexy and hot. hates being called shorty.

man, she soo perin

by 3abbieee December 9, 2009

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Persian fever

a term used to describe infatuation with someone of Persian descent.

Fevered: "Dayem that Persian is soo fineee!"
Observer: "You totes have persian fever"

by Bearychwan May 19, 2010

permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.

Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!

by zoLLL November 9, 2009