perfidiosyncrasy

A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.

I told my grade school friends I’d traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didn’t believe anything I said after that.

by Nonsensicalme December 23, 2018

pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

by El on Wheels April 5, 2010

Permixious

Someone delicate, passionate about themselves. Often setting a higher standard for those below them and care deeply about how they feel.

That guy, he’s the permixious type. One to risk for everything to lose nothing.

by no@82838382 October 15, 2020

pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Pernicious Assistance

Help provided against the will of the recipient and/or giver

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Pernicious

Oh yeah, it’s so pernicious! That thing I’m doing to Hym is just so pernicious!

Hym “Yup... That’s how I’d describe it. Pernicious. I don’t know what it means but it sounds bad! What kind of monster would do such a thing!? Do you know? Jordan? Do you know who should do such a thing?”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Pernicious

Extremely harmful or destructive

Not being able to communicate can be pernicious to any relationship.

by _belu.tq March 20, 2023