Permanick

A young boy named nick that goes to Francis Lewis high school that has a fire perm and gets all the bitches.

No way that Permanick!!!
Omg! Who’s that boy over there he’s kinda cute is that Permanick.

by Permanick November 1, 2021

Perdickulous

Big dick

Johnny has a perdickulous

by Zer0.0ne December 11, 2021

portadick

When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick

Also another term for strap on

Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."

Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."

by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022

parmadickle

Petting with one finger

I like to parmadickle my friends

by Markeor May 15, 2024

Perfalictor

An instrument used to measure one for the correct Condom size.

That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..

by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025