putting the blocks to

To have sex with

I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

by court_case January 16, 2014

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.

The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

Putting in the Work

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over

Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever

Julian: Was she putting in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 October 22, 2020

two putting

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.

The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!

by Sam and Zach July 4, 2006

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009