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National Pension System

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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.
Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
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Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023
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nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension
nigels dead mums pension book is dead
by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
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pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.
by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
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Pensionalized

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.
Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.
by Walter eagle December 18, 2010
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