Penske Time

In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.

#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."
#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"
#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"

by Jim Kurta January 3, 2008

Penske

a derogatory term substituting "douchebag", "tool" and other similar words

That dude is such a penske

by Tom Corde September 30, 2009

Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime

Female blogger named Naomi. Complains a lot, yet very lovable.

I just followed Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime, she keeps complaining about Harvest Moon.

by lolfagjk August 23, 2011

Pensexual

If you are sexually attracted to pens or just really obsessed with pens. Usually a pensexual with have at least ten different pens.

Person 1: I just really like pens you know.

Person 2: Dude you're totally pensexual.

by chubby_gremlin March 29, 2019

peneser

One who upsesses about genitals. They might draw or have a costume that they made to look like male or female genitals or study genitalia

"Your such a peneser!!"

by Carl Salsaman April 22, 2017

Pensexual

Pensexual, an sexual liking towards someone despite their gender.

Im pensexual , i like everyone if they like me.

by Pensexual July 7, 2018

Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

by Guardedshock July 12, 2020