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Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.
Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse
by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014
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Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.
1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.
by R.H.L. February 2, 2004
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Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.
" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "
by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008
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penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick
Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.
by Rosseus July 27, 2008
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Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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penous

A spelling of the word penis used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. Synonyms include peanous, peanis, peanus, peenous, penice etc.
Jim: "I gOT wartZ on Meh pEnous"
Bill: "It's penis, get it right, idiot."
by Amalja July 19, 2011
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penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.
1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!
by spleen October 27, 2004
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