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Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
by P'tainz February 11, 2013
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peener and veggies

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
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Peener

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013
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The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.
Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."
by Sunwalker May 17, 2014
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foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
by Ténti December 30, 2013
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Sneaky-Peener

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.
"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"
by Christopher Peenerson February 2, 2010
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Pennyroyal Tea

A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant
Distill the life that's inside of me
by hoffmaniacal July 27, 2004
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