Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Penis Colada

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

penis colata

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

by Peaches June 16, 2004

Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.

"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."

by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017

Penicoladacillin

Basically, it is a penicolada intensely spiked with penacillin. Perfect for if you want to enjoy yourself while you hate yourself!

‘Hey, you got a penicoladacillin?’
‘Uh what?’
‘I wanna fukin die’
‘Ooh I got u’

by ChowieC July 13, 2018