penisy

Being full of yourself.

Man you are so penisy now, that you have gotten laided

by jack1730 February 27, 2009

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

penifile

Someone who loves or loves to play with pens.

A person who click his pen incessantly must be some kind of penifile.

by kImMiE! November 22, 2011

Penisylvania

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.

You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphia’s on it.

by gregben March 14, 2022

pedify

To molest a small child.

Lawyer: This man pedified little Tommy.
Man: I did not pedify that kid!

by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006

penisy vag

A vagina that resembles a penis somehow.

How was the date last night?
IDK man, I am kinda confused. She had a real penisy vag.

by mcphersonz August 2, 2016

penif

nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"

NERD: i have a penif
GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>

by horsecock April 17, 2003