Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Pedosexual

People who are a piece of shit and think beacuse they like touching children it means they can be part of the lgbt+ community to hid how disturbing they are.

Pedosexual's are horrible people who rape kids, who can't consent.

by Itellthef***ingtruth June 15, 2018

peniosaur

A prehistoric creature with a large neck large head and soft veiny skin.

"Dude they found a peniosaur bone in my girlfriend's vagina."

by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008

Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election

There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.

by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008

Peishan

Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend

Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard

by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011

Penos

1. A common typing error for penis

2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension

1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?

Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!

2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!

Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!

by CreepyDude December 11, 2008