Peeterbeater

Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)

I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D

by ricecrispytreats May 28, 2011

pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.

My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.

by Questor69 September 7, 2014

pesturbator

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

peesturbating

When a woman inserts her phalanges into her vagina while at the same time peeing.

Emily enjoys peesturbating in public toilets often.

by TenCentTacos December 19, 2015

PertubatedBiggHiggs

the most sexy beautiful admin for Beanzone 2: Electric Boogaloo

I love PertubatedBiggHiggs so much he's so sexy and hot

by Joesphzulu May 16, 2022

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023