old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Penesione

Usually a name known in the islands of Samoa for having a huge Poki.

Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.

Oh my gosh Penesione has such a huge poki

by DwayneRockJohnson November 22, 2021

Misplaced Pensioner

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023

Peeasion

1. Anime that involves some Mary Sue character that falls in love with some guy.

2. Bleeding; Blood tears, Blood barf.

3. Wings, Claws, Puppets... etc.

4. Japanese suffixes such as, 'chan', 'kun', 'sama' etc.

Clayton/Erick/Kagome/Cheryl Man Avie/Brock/Bulbasaur: "Excuse me young peeasionette torn up bruised sinner of peeasion street where can I find the other two Elfens the sacred ones that will revive my Lileihun."

by Professor Mu October 30, 2008

pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

by Dyltong June 18, 2013

Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010