Penis 

something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.

oh that was great penis milk!!

Penis by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

Penis 

mine is small

Penis is fine

Penis by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

Penis 

Noodle doodle

I have a penis, bitch.

Penis by 123cockadoodle.dundee321 June 7, 2018

Penis 

The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina

Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis

Penis by Giggity giggity it's quagmire March 30, 2021

Penis 

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

Penis by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015

Penis 

The wiggly part of your mfkn groin

My penis is mfkn itchy bois

Penis by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020

Penis 

A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.

I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.

Penis by Bossa Nova January 24, 2015