Paul Allen

Has a better business card than Patrick Bateman

“Let’s see Paul Allen’s card”

by Cumbender March 30, 2022

Paul Breach

Paul Breach is a notorious TikTok creator posting under the username @Beautybeyondthe_eye. He creates cringeworthy dance videos and is actually most known for being a nonce. British people are constantly seeing him in public in many areas of the country, you just have to hope you wont spot him in your county next.

Person 1: I just spotted Paul Breach in London today. WTF.

Person 2: I'm very sorry, wishing you a strong and steady recovery.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Jake Paul

Cancer

Jake Paul is cancer.

by Gaylord Stearnbath November 26, 2017

jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Asian Jake Paul

Another word for Ricegum

Man 1: Jake Paul sucks!
Man 2: Have you seen Asian Jake Paul though?

by TacticallyStupid October 14, 2017

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

paul harrison

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020