pastina tumour face

A girl who has back combed blonde hair who loves a drink or two. Serial spewer. Bit of a chunder bird. :) Fancies boys called kev and likes anal beads.

Have you seen that girl over there with the back combed hair puking on the street....shes such a pastina tumour face.

by feegina December 11, 2010

Paxtonated

Pax·ton·nat·ed
1. when a movie or television show includes or has been permeated by the actor Bill Paxton
2. past participle, past tense of Pax·ton·nate

True Lies was a great film, mostly because it was Paxtonated.

by jephilli6 August 26, 2013

Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer

I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.

by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016

Paxina Dei

God's Peace (dim. latin)

Paxina Dei, a movement led by the medieval church, and later by civil authorities, to protect ecclesiastical property and women, priests, pilgrims, merchants, and other noncombatants from violence from the 10th to the 12th century. ( see Britannica entry for Peace-of-God)

by CaCapice April 1, 2024

Pastinating

The dreaded third stage of dragging your heels when there is a task at hand.
It starts with precrastinating. That is when you haven't even started thinking about the task at hand.
Procrastinating is when you are fully aware you need to get going, but you don't want to.
Pastinating is when you actually cross the zero hour threshold, and you really don't give a damn. It always presents itself with copping and attitude and zero patience for the world at large. It is usually followed by going back to bed for the rest of the day.

I was pastinating for an hour after work was supposed to start.
The boss calls and asks where I am. I tell him, "Don't worry about it. It's my job and I will do what I want with it; right now I don't want nothing to do with it. See you tomorrow."

by EagleKeeper390 January 14, 2025

gamer patina

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

Sans Patina

Without want or interest in the gentle influences of time over matter. A rejection of the old, in favour of the new.

Off to Dubai again are they? How sans patina

by andyjowls June 27, 2022