Patronize

To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.

"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)

by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

Patrón

A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored).

"You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott

by Icy88 April 14, 2006

El Patron

The Boss/Lord. Someone who is in charge.

Pablo Escobar was the greatest Colombian drug lord. Pablo Escobar, El Patron.

by 7abub July 31, 2013

Patton

A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.

"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"

by JTP3XP December 3, 2007

to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

by penguillamango December 16, 2010

Patrona

Female boss. Leader of organization.

Yes Patrona, I'll go run that errand for you.

by Capitalizethed June 29, 2020

Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.

Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.

by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003