patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.

Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"

by kangah May 14, 2009

Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!

by dasmann March 28, 2010

Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007

Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Pathetiwhore

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.

Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..

by Thedude78 August 31, 2012