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Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.
My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.
by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019
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Pasta Scream

When your in line at a pasta buffet to get your pasta and the person is about to put the wrong sauce on your pasta, you yell out a primal Pasta Scream.
Sara asked for the white sauce on her pasta, but the man kept bringing the ladle full of green sauce closer and closer to the pasta. She let out her loudest Pasta Scream, "NOOOOOOO" until she realized the pasta was not hers and that she had just caused a ruckus.
by Shroomsingbs October 21, 2011
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pasta eater

pertains to an Italian person
Da Vinci: We, pasta eaters contributed most during the renaissance.

Einstein: woot.
by Noynoying2012 August 7, 2009
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Pastafarianism

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005
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pastafarian

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...
by W@tcher December 14, 2008
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Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.
(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.
by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007
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