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Passover Aggressive

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.
Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"
by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016
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Peruvian Passover

When you are getting a blow job from someone and you cum in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and you begin to make out with him/her. They then proceed to pass it over into your mouth and you swallow.
Dude, Brittany was giving me a blow job, and the she gave me a Peruvian Passover! It was so sweet!
by hornynordi March 11, 2012
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Passover

Hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, crappy wine and a boring story told again and again. It conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt.
Oh man.....gotta go to the in-laws for Passover tonight. FML!
by Le Blank May 8, 2011
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Passover

It is when you are fucking a girl when she is on her period. Then you pull your dick out and wipe the blood with your dick on her forehead. Like the passover when the jews put the blood on the door.
Dude last night I did the passover on that chick.

She is so hot, I would passover her.
by NinjaWii December 20, 2008
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Passover

When you jerk off on a Jewish girls ears.
by Kmore August 12, 2009
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The Passover

'The passover' is when you run your digits past a womans balloon knot, for the first time, to see if she's is accepting of the anal action.
Shneller attempted the passover by running his marag finger past her 'rusty sheriffs badge' She didn't appear to flinch so he concluded that she was accepting of the anal action.
by The daft duck June 26, 2016
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Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay
by Abe Athol May 18, 2018
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