soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

paper food

Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.

If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.

The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.

Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017

Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

Panera Bread

A place where white girls go to order Caesar salads, broccoli cheddar bread bowls, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry smoothies.

A group of white girls decide its the perfect day to annoy Panera Bread as they request long and similar orders.

by Wasabi_Peas April 6, 2015

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005