Corpus Christi Parish

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.

Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo

by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Tom Parish

Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.

Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag.
Tom: I'm afraid I can't. I am a bag fumbler.

by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022

Livingston Parish

Home to every white trash redneck who can't afford Baton Rouge. Houses the trashiest segment of people in the 225. These people are very racist.

The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.

Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.

Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.

The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.

LPN 1 - "Hey ya'll! Let's cook some Meth then go to the T-club!"

LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."

LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."

by theLPsucks May 22, 2009

Livingston Parish

Also known as "LP", it is a poor part of Louisiana where everyone assumes outside the parish we are racist, uneducated, rednecks, meth addicts, or products of incest. We are not, lol.

Insert example of Livingston Parish here.

by WalkerWildcat2014 October 30, 2011

Brittany Parish

A really great girl. A rough past has made her a strong woman. She loves people and loves to help. Likes to joke and lighten the mood. Brittany has always tryed to be a people fixer and every relationship she has been in has been with someone she considered "broken". As much as She denies it she enjoys the finer things, Brittany definately feels like she must work for everything she has or wants. Over all one of a kind girl.

Gintry: Brittany Parish really is the sweetest girl.

by The One Who MATTERS. September 12, 2011

assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.

Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry

by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010

A mark parish

A mark parish is a drink similar to an Arnold Palmer, instead of lemon aid you use Red Bull to mix with ice tea, he is a known poet/ celebrity from Berkley MA. A Mark Parish is a drink known throughout the south coast of Massachusetts and is absolutely disgusting

Is that A Mark Parish? Absolutely not, this is a Arnold Palmer.

by Ronald Westbrook December 13, 2022