Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

Paid Troll

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.

That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 24, 2011

hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

Thomas Paidtimoff

inventor of paid time off, hangs out mostly around the holidays

Ox has work next Monday, luckily im hanging out with Thomas Paidtimoff

by Big Jenk January 14, 2018

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

Niggaz in Paradise

An alcoholic beverage made using Jamacian rum, coke, and usually drunk using some sort of bright-pink straw that you stole from a convenient store.

AYO SHANIQUA!! MAKE ME DEM NIGGAZ IN PARADISE

Barbeesha likes to get white girl wasted off her favourite drink, niggaz in paradise.

Ka'Likatifrianiqua be spillin some niggaz in paradise in her weave!

by Mr. Eric Craft August 28, 2012