pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

pankus

When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.

before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.

by tballer September 2, 2006

Panus

Another word for the gooch, taint, etc. The region between the penis and the anus

"Damn I'm hairy, I need to wax my panus"

by Cincodinero July 28, 2012

paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

Panushka

slang term for vagina mixing the spanish slang term panocha with ending to sound Polish.

Last night when my girlfriend dropped her panties, I swear I could smell her panushka from across the room.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

panbuster

A really long and fat Jobbie (turd) which is too big to flush away and gets stuck in the (Toilet) Pan.

"You'll have to use the outside toilet, Mary's dropped a panbuster in the toilet upstairs and it won't flush away!"

by George Mac January 31, 2007

Pandussy

Pandussy: A phrase used for a Panda's bottom.

Man's deep in that Pandussy.

by IcePanda March 22, 2023