Brian Paddick

Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.

Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?

by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009

Stephen Paddock

Stephen Paddock, 64, who shoot up the Route 91 Harvest festival from his hotel.

Derrick: Where is that gunshot coming from?
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock

by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020

padJacked

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.

OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.

by Clearly Misunderstood April 19, 2015

Paddock

The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.

"The paddock is my favourite place. Everyone should go there"

"the paddock is my favourite place in the world."

by bano11 May 1, 2010

Paddock

n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.

by Gulge August 16, 2008

Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

paddick

AN INNOCENT POTATO

YOU ARE SUCH A PADDICK

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