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Punta Gorda

Punta Gorda is located in Southwest Florida, in Charlotte County. It is located about 30 miles north of Fort Myers and a couple hours south of Tampa, which means if you are spoiled, make a good paycheck or somehow know people out there you have some chances of enjoying yourself. I fit none of those criteria.

As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.

For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.

For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.

Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
Parents: "Hey, we're moving to Punta Gorda. It's always warm there, and everything is cheaper!"

Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*

1 year later:

"Fuck my life..."
by PG_Sux March 29, 2009
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Punta Skinny

punta skinnny is an adjective which describes the ideal body condition for visiting Punta Cana on Senior Spring Break. It is achieved after months of hard work outs, dieting, and in severe cases purging or large quantities of laxatives.
Jordan: "Are you going to eat that rice cake?"
Catherine: "Hell no! I need to get punta skinny!"

JordAy: "i worked out for 3 hours today"
Catherine:"why is that jordan"
Jordan: "so i can be punta skinny you ass"
by CatJoYo February 24, 2009
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Punta Langosta

Slang term used to denote a whorish lobster. Mainly a term used in Cozumel, Mexico.
That punta langosta is next door at Cantamar!
by Smelly Candy February 20, 2018
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Punta Gorka

A condo building in Punta Gorda, Florida that is inhabited by many south side of Chicago Gorkas.
Over dinner at Rocco’s, Dave and Diane mentioned to their envious friends Jerry and Lori as well as Pete and Chris, “hey, we are tired of this Chicago winter, care to join us at Punta Gorka?”
by Envious family members November 5, 2023
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punta vista

noun: endearing term for the vagina
Honey, how bout a trip to punta vista tonight?
by drpoon2 February 11, 2009
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punta sin dientes

Spanish for whore/bitch without teeth.
Your mother makes triple cuz she's a punta sin dientes!
by Jasonthespanishrapsta September 25, 2007
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Punta Cana Pipecleaner

The act of receiving a blumpkin while under water either in a pool or the ocean.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you hear about that slut who gave me a blumpkin last year?
Friend 2: Yea, thats nothin! Some gnarly bitch gave me a punta cana pipecleaner in the pool last night!
by Pipecleaner extraordinaire March 30, 2011
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