Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.

Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.

by ucfcmo1987 September 9, 2016

The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

The JML protocol

Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.

I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.

by trouble365 August 25, 2010

protocol 3

Boys are crying when they hear that.

BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.

by KanSyden January 22, 2020

Ghost Protocol

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

by Book December 19, 2011

adidas protocol

A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.

Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.

Also known as 'sneaker protocol'

<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!

<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?

by flipmcf August 27, 2005

STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.

My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.

by Stubber June 11, 2006