Definitions by kagomey
The Jolie protocol
Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.
I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.
The Jolie protocol by kagomey May 14, 2013
Dark Nerd
An intelligent, technologically inclined individual that pursues the typical interest of the average nerd but also has a dark side. This dark side can be manifested in multiple ways, such as a very sarcastic sense of humor or deviant sexuality.
Tim is not just your average nerd, he is also wicked funny and pretty good in bed, he is actually a dark nerd.