prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

by Donkster June 14, 2008

prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 9, 2013

prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay.

A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch.

The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2008

prisonity

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

by Nielskin June 5, 2007

Prison

Adult timeout

I had to go to adult timeout/ prison

by Factnerds23 March 23, 2022

Prison

A place where people will stretch out your asshole.

Bill: NOOOO! NOT PRISON!

by Arllycoolusername May 16, 2016

Prisonic

Adjective describing something prison-like in nature or appearance; cold and unfeeling; devoid of any form of freedom.

Both oppressive and omnipotent, the new government controlled its populace with almost prisonic efficiency.

by Capn Dinner April 26, 2010