primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

Primordial Ocean Hypothesis

A near-universal archetype in creation myths reinterpreted as an intuitive grasp of a cosmological medium prior to spacetime. This hypothesis posits that many cultures' "primordial waters" (Nu in Egyptian, Apsu in Mesopotamian, Tehom in Hebrew) describe a pre-geometric, fluid-like substrate from which spacetime itself condenses. In modern terms, this could correspond to the quantum foam, the string theory landscape, or a Bose-Einstein condensate of fundamental fields. The act of creation is the "solidification" or "parting" of these waters to form the dry land of stable dimensions and physical laws.

Example: In the Primordial Ocean Hypothesis, the universe before the Planck time is not a singularity point, but a boundless, timeless, fluid realm of indistinguishable energy-states—the Ocean. The Big Bang is akin to the ocean freezing in a specific pattern, with the ice crystals being the lattice of spacetime and the trapped bubbles being quantum fluctuations. Different "freezing patterns" could produce different universes with different physics, all solidifying from the same featureless, liquid potential.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)

"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"

by bamcats December 5, 2024

The 3 primordial sins

Sins found to be even more vile than the seven deadly sins

Placing pb&j sandwich on top lasagna is one of the 3 primordial sins

by Sebastian space sauce 69 June 27, 2021

Primarkial

UK Term related to cheap and cheerful retailer Primark.....

Drew was a very calm and composed shopper but once she entered the store she became Primarkial and after throwing random clothing items into her basket she had assembled an entire summer wardrobe for the cost of a bargain bucket of chicken

by Tricky15 June 10, 2017

precordial catch syndrome

a sharp pain that occurs amongst adolescents, under/behind the left ribcage. This sharp pain will come and go, and it is NOT life threatening, it usually goes away in adulthood. when this pain occurs lots of people take a quick and big breathe in, until they feel a pop in the spot and it goes awhile for a few moments. Dont worry you are not having a heart attack!

bob:ouch! i have a sharp pain in my left ribcage. what do i do?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain

by sabastian ace July 18, 2012