Primed Up

When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.

I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!

by Thesenutzonyochin July 24, 2020

Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

by Yololel November 18, 2014

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

primed up

Adj. When a person inserts their finger into an anus that has recently passed flatulence and said finger comes out with " the first coat".

Dont put your finger there, I forgot to tell you I got primed up!

by lackofcreativity October 2, 2014

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Primed Disappointment

Can be used to describe anything (product, video game, TV show, etc.) that gets so overhyped but ends up flopping after release because it didn't live up to said hype.

"Y'all remember Anthem? Some primed disappointment, that was."

by UhnutherDude September 9, 2024

Cipher Primed!

AKA: stop decoding im about to rescue this person

Cipher Primed!..Go rescue em

by a_child November 9, 2020