Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008

Chirstmas eve presents

santa come that early???

I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Presentation Michael

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.

Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?

by pissypiss January 2, 2021

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015