PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

by DanoBanano89 July 21, 2018

PPM

(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time

His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

PPM

P-P-M noun
Potential Paper Maker

If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.

"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"

by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021

PPMS

Perpetual Premenstrual syndrome (PPMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur before and after a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle. It is differentiated from PMS by its ongoing effects on women who are continually bitter and angry at the world.

PPMS has been repeatedly proposed in DSM-V and is pending another vote.

Nancy is angry at everything all the time, she must have PPMS.

by xkd June 19, 2010

PPMS

when a popular person (usually a female) has permanant PMS, especially a prep

"wow, she is really moody today"
"dude, shes like that everyday, its the PPMS"

by "Gonnelly" February 13, 2009

ppms

ppms means pre or post pms. Meaning that it's an excuse for a girl to be a bitch to everybody.

Why are you being such a bitch?!" "I'm Ppmsing, bitch.

by SheReneenay December 13, 2010

PPM

Piss poor management

Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM

by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020