PPM

Pussy poping mama

She’s my ppm

by Nj1999 August 30, 2019

PPM

1) A ratio that involves how many pubes there are on one's muff, aka: Vagina.
2) How hairy someone's muff is.

NOTE: Long form is Pubes Per Muff

"Dude! She must've had a PPM of like 1 billion! It was just everywhere!"
"That's kind of hot actually."
"Piss off Stan..."

by Bobbidie Bobbob May 20, 2008

ppm

N. Poo Panic Mode. A polite way to say that you must find a bathroom immediately.

Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later. Right now I'm in ppm.

by Monte-Cor November 03, 2003

PPM

P-P-M noun
Potential Paper Maker

If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.

"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"

by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021

PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

by DanoBanano89 July 22, 2018

PPM

(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time

His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

ppms

ppms means pre or post pms. Meaning that it's an excuse for a girl to be a bitch to everybody.

Why are you being such a bitch?!" "I'm Ppmsing, bitch.

by SheReneenay December 12, 2010