Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

poop out your mouth

Used when someone refers to an idiot who says stupid shit every time they talk.
Can also be referred to in context of the Southpark episode where Cartman demonstrates how to eat with your butt and poop out your mouth, literally.

You need to stop talking. It's like you poop out your mouth every time you open it.
You see that episode of Southpark where Cartman pooped out of his mouth?

by drdra February 8, 2008

poop on your face

to show someone that you are better than them and that you were right and they were wrong

Ex. COCO: my shoes are in the bedroom

SHAGGY: no they are not

COCO: let me go check cause you are wrong

COCO: SHAGGY you were right and i was wrong

SHAGGY: i knew it poop on your face

by 3r1ka91107 July 27, 2010

poop in your mouth

Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.

Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.

by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016

Poop out your Pee

The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.

" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"

by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010

poop on your chest

to completely own someone; total ponage; to beat someone so bad (win not physically beat)

I will poop on your chest

by Tricky Ricky Sicky Nicky Beats January 16, 2010