poomfa

The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.

It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.

by Cybaritic June 30, 2011

poomfie

poomfie is the term used for when one of the besties' mbti endings are a "p" for percieving. Poomfies are great! Theyre similar to beeswax in a jar of honey, amazing.

Poomfie fell into the train pit 😞😞.
Poomfie is cool. All my homies love poomfie.

by kazuichisleftallolie April 8, 2021

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

poomar

Noun--
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location

nouryana is a poomar

by aaron D123 April 23, 2008

Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

pooma

acronym for Peeing out of my ass P.O.O.M.A. AKA bad diareah.

oh man i ate dirty sanchez's mexican food last night. all those beans made me POOMA so bad!
OR
dude i just took the roughest POOMA
whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass

by BabySleeper August 5, 2006

Poomaloof

a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.

While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.

by ricky fawn January 13, 2011