poof 

feeeling down and unable to explain your thoughts

after news of his mother's death. tyler felt so poofed, he could not take his test

poof by farrod Jideman February 25, 2008

POOF 

What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine

She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"

POOF by Coral September 30, 2004

poof 

the sound of a cat's pussy farting...aka queefing

"Yo, Josiah - did that cat just poof on your couch?"

or

"That is some herb smells like straight poof."

poof by trubbs May 30, 2009

poof 

A godly oof.

Mary: I lost all of my stuff in the game I was playing
Bill: Poof

poof by GroundCrazy July 17, 2019

poof 

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

poof by Janis May 17, 2005

Poof 

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

Poof by Moxie Girl October 3, 2007

poof 

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

poof by josh April 23, 2005